Been reading mine small doses, to prolong the pleasure (oo er missus) and the further I read, the funnier it gets. Some particular recent delights:
- 'Universe to shut down for a year to address "design flaws"'
- 'Schrödinger's cat dead an alive because f*ck you, that's why'
- 'Missing half of universe found in bottom of woman's handbag'
If you are one of the pathetic, miserable losers who hasn't got one yet, order one immediately and then post a hysterically funny, ludicrously favourable review.
