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Capt Tom's £33 million paid for a fortnights staff parking for ALL NHS nurses.
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I did waste a lot of time calculating (sad finance person !) until I thought 'sod it it's satire' doesn't need to be accurate.
.... anyway £33,000,000.
Roughly 300,000 nurses.
Some nurses reportedly paying £80 per week to park.
Therefore 300k @ £80 pw = 1.5 wks.
Averaged out probably more like 3-4 weeks... but 'fortnight' is less letters.Oh fuck it I've got a spreadsheet......
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I did waste a lot of time calculating (sad finance person !) until I thought 'sod it it's satire' doesn't need to be accurate.
The authorities would have a field day with my NB-inspired online searches, often for teeny bits that never make it in; many concerned with death, obscenity & a wide variety of illegalities...
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