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Squirrel oral contraceptive less fiddly than squirrel condoms

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Wrenfoe

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More later

Posted 1 month ago #
deceangli

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Also, it's a crap job. Even Chris Packham wouldn't do it - though it might boost viewer figures if Michaela Strachan lent a hand

Posted 1 month ago #
Titus

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Wonderfully silly - conjures up some startling mental pictures. 5*.

Wonder if anyone will post about the impact of this on Roman Catholic squirrels? I'm not certain there are even any reliable figures on how many squirrels are Roman Catholic. I don't think many squirrels eat fish on Fridays.

Posted 1 month ago #
Al OPecia

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Is there a "Vatican objects" story?

Posted 1 month ago #
Titus

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Is there a "Vatican objects" story?

If you don't post a 'Pope Condemns Squirrel Contraceptive Plan', then I will. He probably anticipates the road to Hell being filled with queues of the randy, furry little bastards.
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Maybe it would be simpler just to take away their nuts?

Posted 1 month ago #
SteveB

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... but Pope objects to squirrel abortions

Posted 1 month ago #
Filthy Rich

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Wonderful- long as I can still get my Nutkin, says Squirrel

Posted 1 month ago #

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