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Is it me, or does Titus think that every thread is about him?
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Little tip from animal trainers. If you rewards and give lots of positive reinforcement to every little thing remotely like the behaviour you want, even totally accidental 'improvements,' this increases the chances of repetition. BUT, you must totally ignore and blank out all bad behaviour which is seeking attention. If no attention whatsoever is given, this lessens the impulse to repeat.DG gets into every thread when people respond to his inanities. Best to reply only when he says something funny (don't wait for intelligent).
Posted 1 month ago # -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xry0_-1kqdk
Just putting this here in advance of the inevitable . . .
Posted 1 month ago # -
Some things just never change.
Posted 1 week ago # -
Doing my traditional pass-through as it comes closer to Quaz's anniversary.
Hope all the old regulars are doing well.
Posted 1 week ago # -
I'm just not funny anymore, Titus.
The past few years of global events has been so satirical that all my humour has been sucked into the void, and I'm left with cynicism instead.
Posted 1 week ago # -
Ahem, I've got IP rights over all cynicism, thanks. You'll be needing a good lawyer. Oh, you are one
A very warm welcome back, Jeni, hope all is well with you & yours. Are you still in Europe or back in the soon-to-be-independent Scotland?
Some of your Harold chums have come back , VCG is lurking somewhere
btw, the catsuit still fits you nicely
PS, there is also plenty of new talent arrived. I won't name them, they're shy. And have you bought the Book yet?
Posted 1 week ago # -
Sinnick, all well here, just hunkering down and hoping to still be intact when we come out the other side.
Sadly, no longer in the EU and still in the dear-god-let-it-be-so not-yet-independent Scotland.
Only doing lawyering on the side these days since first lockdown put paid to the consultancy work I was doing, so I'm now working for The Same Old Mr B doing all the things that he can't be bothered doing, like filing, quarterly accounts, buying printer paper...
Thanks for noticing that the catsuit still fits. I spent lockdown 1 doing a lot of walking with the dog, so actually had to have it taken in. I'm delighted to hear that there's light at the end of the current lockdown as I may end up looking more like Garfield.
Posted 1 week ago # -
I currently walk the dog in a coat that bears more than a passing resemblance to a sleeping bag.
The dog is quite happy with this.
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