as laptop uses will eventually dye out due to their lack of fertility caused by overheated testicles. Apple is currently working on a hands free system to allow Ipad users to have the hands free for more fun enhancing application thus doubling up on the advantage. However IBM wants to get the popes blessing to for their contribution to natural birth control, not only keeping the blokes busy but also reducing their sperm functionality. (can someone make a nice photoshop of a "bum shaped laptop" with integrated heater?) The broadcasing of porn on the said device would be coupled with a heating algorythm to ensure optimal cooking temperature thus leaving the user temporarily infertile. The egg timer will be displayed larger to monitor the progress of the operation to ensure the gentleman leaves the device in a safe state.
Ipad users dominate the world in less than one generation
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