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For the first time since the creation of telephones and business parks, a call centre hasn't had more customers contacting them than usual.
The pre-recorded message, that never fails to accurately and truthfully convey the situation, has on at least one occasion been replaced by a support agent answering the phone within a few rings.
We tried to contact the lucky caller for comment, but it's believed they fainted mid-way through the call, and haven't yet come round.
This story is very important to me. You have .. five.. stars in the queue.
...However, agree that there could be even more. A suggestion:
We contacted the Philosophical Logic Department at Oxford University for comment on how the volume of calls can always be higher than 'normal'. A spokesvoice said "Your paradox is very important to us. You are currently an irrational number in the queue. Please hold your reality."
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