The mid-term elections show that the Democrats last Novelty President, a black man, has not had the lasting effect that they desired and the introduction of the Tea Party and a vocal woman, Sarah Palin, is gaining ground.
Wikileaks has acquired documents with strategic and counter strategic views from the two main parties. The Democrats have already developed a shooting opportunity and will be ship Obama to Alabama on a visit shortly. The scoring on the strategic view ranges from 100,000 extra votes for a long term limp from a shotgun wound to a landslide for a rescue from a burning building with the Klan responsible.
Should the sympathy vote not work, Obama will be replaced by a transsexual, appealing to minorities, the undecided and those Americans who holiday in Thailand
The Republicans are looking at a completely new angle by investigating the use of twin circus dwarves, one on top of the other making a seven foot high man. The beauty is that both can be seen in public at the same time in different places
To counter any gender-bending threat the Republicans will look to someone who will protect the heartland, uphold traditional values, deter foreign imports and has experience with the military on foreign soil. Unfortunately the indicator shows a Mr A Hitler as the prime candidate
Undoubtedly the next full election will be colourful as both sides are busy employing Chinese, Indian (Native, but not too many, and Asian) and Latin-American advisors as the demographic analysis shows key votes are in these areas