The ugly face of class discrimination that has beset this country for generations reared its head again this week as it was accidentally revealed by a Palace spokesperson that The Queen and Prince Philip received the Moderna vaccine. This has led to an increase of 240% for this particular vaccine according to data released by the NHS Monitor. In contrast, the Monitor notes that many patients are resisting other vaccines as they are seen to be 'de trop'. It revealed that the upper and middle classes have effectively hijacked the Moderna vaccine, as evidenced by its distribution emulating the Ocado delivery model througout the Home Counties. Meanwhile, the less desirable, but equally effective BionTech Pfizer vaccine is widely available in the North and urban conurbations, using data from Iceland and Farm Foods retailers.
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Surge for Moderna vaccine as that was the one the Queen and Prince Philip got
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