Following protests from the Actors’ Guild of Skaro in which several BBC executives were exterminated, it has been decided to use genuine aliens to play alien parts in future episodes of Dr Who.
An out-of-breath BBC spokesman explained the policy change. “Are they still here? Jesus, that was scary! They killed Gordon right in front of me. Holy fuck! Yes, of course we’ll use genuine aliens. You’ll tell them, won’t you?”
He went on to confirm that gay parts would still be played by straight actors as gays don’t have laser beams.
