Iranian nuclear researchers claim to have found Allah particle
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Brilliant, I could just about see it, have 5 mega-electron-stars
Clerics call for all Higgsless modelist infidels to respond to the call of the prophet Higgs or face the consequences.
Nuclear explosion guaranteed.
However attempts of the guys at CERN the Centre for Eternally Religious Nonbelievers to fuse a God and an Allah particle in a head to head collision created a big black hole were the Alps once were. Thus the project of tunnelling through the Alps has now to be replaced by building a giant bridge over the hole called the Mohammed-Jesus gap (oh yes it is great).
The explosion definitively created lots of new stars so have some too
Breaks my "no more Large Hardon Collider" post rule. CERN a bas! Zero stars.
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