Scottish anthem singers, who have repeatedly demanded to know when they will see the likes of the Flower of Scotland again, have been finally given an answer. The Flower of Scotland (and its likes) could again be seen next spring.
According to a gardening expert, the likes of most flowers can be expected to appear around March and April time next year. And the Flower of Scotland is no exception. 'Let hope for once and for all we've settled the riddle about when we can see the likes of the flower of Scotland again,' said a spokesman, 'because quite frankly I'm sick of telling people.'