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Started 2 years ago by sauce
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sauce

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40034091/ns/health-mens_health/

Posted 2 years ago #
Golgo13

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This is in fact our preferred method of contraception. That and smoking menthols.

Posted 2 years ago #
Sinnick

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I always wondered why my laptop had that peculiar, yet vaguely familiar, odour.

Posted 2 years ago #
Golgo13

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Yeah. I guess there are other reasons for a sudden drop in you sperm count after using your laptop.

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Sinnick

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I wonder how it affects the ladies, then ...

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The All New Jeni B

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It scorches our scrotums too.

Posted 2 years ago #
Sinnick

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Catwoman has a scrotum !!
You could earn real money with that.

Posted 2 years ago #
sauce

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Pst, Jeni, you might want to check your latex.

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The All New Jeni B

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I have a reinforced crotch sauce.

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Golgo13

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What is your crotch sauce reinforced with, if I may ask?

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The All New Jeni B

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Kevlar. It's the only safe way to reinforce crotch sauce.

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Golgo13

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I heard that one can reinforce ones crotch sauce with Irn Bru, but that one can never get the stains out.

Posted 2 years ago #
sauce

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Bugger. May I please make it clear I am Worcestershire Sauce not some kind of insidious gusset trucklement.

Posted 2 years ago #
Sinnick

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This is fascinating, ladies. Don't mind if we watch?

btw, my laptop is starting to get a little whiffy, again.

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