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Old People Encouraged to Light Bangers and Put Them Inside Hoodies
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Posted 10 years ago #
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You'll be the darling of every OAP in the country for that comment.
Posted 10 years ago # -
I was busy polishing my one star.
It brought back memories of the good old days when the gangs shoved one in your hood and thought it was highly amusing. It taught me to dance though.
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More effective if they remembered to light it of course.
Posted 10 years ago # -
I once did a mini display for a girlfriend and few others. I was lighting them in a small yard type area and they were in a cardboard box. A spark from one firework landed on the box and all hell broke loose. Man, I was jumping all over the show and there was no way out. It wasn't the slightest bit embarrassing. I generally have no fear but I was a tad worried I can tell you.
Posted 10 years ago # -
I remember diving for cover when some jokers decided to have an impromptu firework display at my old local.
Problem was they started it while they were still inside the bloody pub.I might have enjoyed it but for the fact that I was curled up under a table in a ball hedgehog style for protection.
Class pub that one.
Posted 10 years ago # -
Can't understand the fuss really, seems like a waste of good banger which would be far better disposed of in the fuel cap of some chavs souped up 1.0litre ford fiesta that sounds like a Jet Fighter when it accelerates from 10 - 20mph at 2am in the morning... I have to confess though that I would love to see some OAP actually terrify some hoody by doing it..
Basil_B - this pub, was it in Yorkshire by any chance, I think I'm going there tonight!
Posted 10 years ago # -
I think it's been demolished now after being burn't to the ground after an impromptu firework display sometime ago.
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Hmmm... sounds even more like the pub I'm referring to now you describe it like that! :)
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It wasn't in Yorkshire pre display but some of those rockets that were going off were large enough to launch it there.
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