With a new Michael Jackson record appearing in December, and sales of his music so bouyant, will other underperforming acts take note? Robbie Williams, for one, might be glad to accept the ‘get-out’ clause in his contract, and make the ultimate career move. “It may seem callous to hope that Robbie gets knocked down by a bus”, said a record company executive, who asked to remain anonymous, “but these are hard times in the music business. Robbie's untimely death could do wonders for his record sales. Instead of hanging around like a bad smell, suffering the humiliation of rejoining Take That, he could be loving angels instead”.
"Ultimate price worth paying", says record exec.
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If you're going for the ticker, you need "Robbie" in the title. Stars
I think the idea was tried out by Suge Knight and was a huge success.
*I think Robbie's solo career has been hit by train already
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