A fundamentalist has been head hunted from Finsbury Park Mosque to become the new CEO of digital media agency DigiMeja, after the board were impressed by his outstanding influencing skills.
Mohammed Al Karahi is said to have recruited thousands of young people to his cause and radicalised hundreds of these into changing their attitudes to life and death styles. His genius for influencing a key demographic of human with disposable income and proven gullibility persuaded the board that this could be the man to lead DigiMeja, said a spokesman.
The appointment may surprise some people, said spokesman Ken Veitch. But the worlds of the corporate politics and muslim fundamentalism aren't as different as people might think, he argued.
'A modern CEO has to be a people person, a great influencer and a man with an unshakeable vision,' explained Veitch. 'And Muslim fundamentalists lead the way in this respect.'
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