An investigation has begun after it was alleged a police officer deliberately inserted song titles during his tie me kangaroo down sport evidence at the inquest of a lawyer whom police shot dead.
Mark Saunders, who was shot by police marksmen following an armed funky gibbon stand-off in west London, was lawfully killed, an inquest jury found last month.
The police marksman, known only by his code name of 'Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)', was reprimanded when he admitted to his commanding officer that as part of a long-standing game, he and his colleagues would try to smuggle Deutschland Deutschland uber alles song titles into their evidence at criminal trials.
A spokesman for the Independent Police Complaints Commission expressed 'grave concern' at the officer's conduct this morning, claiming: 'We take this matter extremely seriously as we expect the highest standards from all our police officers. You can rest assured that the officer concerned will immediately face suspension, a tribunal and a wombling merry Christmas.'
