As prisoners are given the vote, canvassing volunteers are discovering a new seam of society that likes to get on its high horse about politicians.
Many are furious at the way MP's maximised their expense claims. 'It's bloody disgusting,' said one fraudster, 'I hope I never get my hands on one of them. I don't know what I'd do.'
There was a mood of high dudgeon across Britian's vibrant, burgeoning Her Majesty's Pleasure community.
'These politicians make me seethe,' said one Wandsworth Prison lifer, after his local MP had conducted a door knocking campaign on the prison's D Wing. 'They're all the bloody same these politicians.'
Another prisoner was furious that his privacy was invaded while he was watching children's TV.
'We're kept seperate from the other prisoners for a reason, and an unexpected knock on my cell door can cause enormous distress. It can leave emotional scars you know. This is a clear breach of rule 43, and my brief is confident he can get me some compo,' he thundered.
A resident of Broadmoor had an original observation to make. 'I tell you what I always say about these politicans. They're all the bloody same,' he said. 'Not one of them has ever had a proper job sewing mail bags together or gobbing in a paedo's food. None of them has ever had to deal with a mail bag full of fan letters from deranged women. What do MPs know about the real world?'