The Yemeni ink cartridge bomber and the Detroit Christmas Day underpants bomber have combined forces to produce a challenging new range of printed underwear.
Launching the new range of terrorist themed appareil, the two terrorists released a joint statement.
"We can't believe that we only just found out about each other - here was Abdulmutallab making top quality y-fronts laced with high explosive, and there was I doing exactly the same thing on the other side of the world with ink cartridges!"
"What better way to celebrate our mutual thirst for the death of all infidels and the establishment of the caliphate than to combine forces and produce a top quality range of inkjet printed pants, featuring our glorious leader Osama Bin Laden? The new range comes complete with built in side pockets to accommmodate high explosives, avoiding all of the chaffage and discomfort which used to be synonymous with pants-borne bombs, and enabling a pain-free detonation".
The new range of underwear is exclusively available at Marks and Spencers.