20 page special on 'What the Budget Means to You' remains unread
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I found it calmed me down after reading 'Dracula' and I could then go to sleep.
Having spent the last 11 years and most of his life savings on what he believed would be a viable and cheap alternative to petrol, Mr Ivor Brainwave from Chard in Somerset has finally conceded defeat in light of the recent Budget increase in Duty on strong Cider. Speaking from his workshop this morning he was nevertheless upbeat, suggesting an alternative source of power could be derived from distilled horse urine. Which isn't so far removed from strong cider, after all.
Nice one Mr Wolf. I'd be toying with doing something like this, but the horse urine really makes it.
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