Would it be? "Have we got to lie down for this"
or "I suppose this is the 'Till death us do..,.part"
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ARMAGEDDON, THE LAST SPOKEN WORDS
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Don't light that matc...
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What the f...?
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Will you look at the size of tha....
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I said you'd regret having that '666' tattoo one day
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It was AJ (Ben Affleck) to Grace (Liv Tyler):
"He's up there, Grace. And he'll never die. Will you marry me? I gotcha a
new rock...."Oh the horror!
Case closed.
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LHC: "I've just found the God partic...."
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Lines are open now
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Sarah Palin upon taking up residence at the White House.
"Now, how does a girl go about ordering a latte round here? Hmmm, what's this? 'Do not press' Oh, that's OK, instant will do... OMG!"
"General! General! What was Moscow?"
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Armageddon schmarmagedd...
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Goodnight John-boy
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OMG! O My Gog
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"At the third stroke, it will be eleven fifty nine and fifty sec.."
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The salmon mousse???
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"Oh my dog!"
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"Bloody typical! Spent all day yesterday tidying the shed, just finished 25 years of struggle to pay off the mortgage and this happens. Sod my luck!"
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"Look at those trees over there. It must be some kind of optical illusion. It looks almost as if they're all falling like dominoes... Oh fuck!"
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@IABP - Those are the numbers for Mary Byrne and Aiden Grimshaw on X-Factor, aren't they?...the voting has just closed so please do not call - your vote will not be counted but you may still be charged.
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'Before that loud bang, I could have sworn I was wearing skin'
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Last words at the command center, US Air Force Strategic Air Command ("Peace is our profession"):
What does this button do?
Are you sure the power is off?
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I've seen this done on TV.
I've done this before.
That's odd.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
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This week on The X-Fac.......
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Oh come on, it's not the end of the w....
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Kim Jong-un: what does this button do, Dad ? ....
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NK only have three buttons
Button 1 makes everyone dance in formation
Button 2 makes everyone march in formation
Button 3 makes half planet disappearPosted 2 years ago # -
"Hello, I want to speak to Stephen Hawkin, urgently, I've just been checking Alberts Homework, he's been a very naughty boy, it should have been E=MC.. Cubed!!!"
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Lulu's sarge, farsands of 'em.....
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What's the worst that could happen?
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Eh, Cockroach. You still feeling confident?
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Of course I bloody know what I'm doing.
Look, if I tell you something do you promise not to get upset?
Think of it this way, at least we know what doesn't work.
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I'm reminded of Arthur C Clark's story "The 9 billion names of God", where an obscure religion bought a computer to work this out - and guess what happened when the task was complete ...
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