According to a Welsh Assembly report, they also get more Ram
Broadband in Wales is slower than transmission of STD between Sheep
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BT have usually blamed the very poor service on fragmented communities & difficult terrain.
But Aberystwyth university have been doing research By splicing messages onto DNA strands of the Sheep Herpes virus.
They have found that students as far away as Newport can pick them up usually within 24 hours, a simple blood test can reveal the message.
This is an order of magnitute faster than BT.
BT have responded by announcing that they are going to enhance their service by lighting Fire beacons on all the hilltops, A spokesman said "this should make the service faster than Smallpox"
the trials will begin next Friday
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