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   Newsdesk
   

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   Overheard in Lidl today:

   "I can't talk now, dahling, I'm in Waitrose."

   Posted 8 months ago #

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   Gerontius
   

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   The sort of people who have a Range Rover on finance

   Posted 8 months ago #

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   granger
   

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   Should be on old jokes page but difference between Range Rover and hedgehog - a hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.

   Posted 8 months ago #

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   Terry Bunn
   

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   One good thing about the coming recession is hopefully a reduction in all the flash trash on the road - whether it's in a Range Rover or not, whether it shops in Lidl or Waitrose!

   Posted 8 months ago #

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   Not Amused
   

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   Do the owners of Lidl shop in Waitrose ?

   Posted 8 months ago #

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   Titus
   

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   Overheard in Lidl today:

   "I can't talk now, dahling, I'm in Waitrose."

   Lean across and shout into the 'phone (in the coarsest accent you can manage) 'C'mon darlin', git a move on an' let's go, the pubs is abaht ter shut innit'

   I don't think that legally constitutes an 'assault' but would be just as devastating for the pretentious 'dahling'.

   Posted 8 months ago #

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