Overheard in Lidl today:
"I can't talk now, dahling, I'm in Waitrose."
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Overheard in Lidl today:
"I can't talk now, dahling, I'm in Waitrose."
The sort of people who have a Range Rover on finance
Should be on old jokes page but difference between Range Rover and hedgehog - a hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.
One good thing about the coming recession is hopefully a reduction in all the flash trash on the road - whether it's in a Range Rover or not, whether it shops in Lidl or Waitrose!
Do the owners of Lidl shop in Waitrose ?
Overheard in Lidl today:"I can't talk now, dahling, I'm in Waitrose."
Lean across and shout into the 'phone (in the coarsest accent you can manage) 'C'mon darlin', git a move on an' let's go, the pubs is abaht ter shut innit'
I don't think that legally constitutes an 'assault' but would be just as devastating for the pretentious 'dahling'.
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