Just hours after the Chancellor released details of this vitally important pre-election Budget and while the rest of country is still busy analysing its effects, Heating Engineer Dave Smith from Wolverhampton has used the global voice of popular internet site Twitter to summarise the budget in a way that has left the boffins "gobsmacked", for its "ground breaking" and "out of the box" stance;
"Budget?? They can all f**k off!"
Mr Smith (32) continued to lambast one of the countries finest political minds in the rest of his "tweet". "If he really wants my vote why does the smug w*nker [Alistair Darling] keep taxing me to f*ck. They've brought the country to its knees from the comfort of their hedge-trimmed, subsidised-porn second homes, left me with next to f*ck all to do and still expect me to pay more for essential items such as petrol and fags" he continued.
Rumours were leaking from Downing Street this evening that in order to suppress recent accusations that the current government is out of touch with the common man, the Chancellor has made a frantic call to millionaire comedian and actress Ruby Wax to try and discover "what a Heating Engineer is".