James Bracknell (36) has today been served with divorce proceedings from his "work wife" Emma Morgan after the discovery that Mr Bracknell not only had an real wife, but a "train wife", "lunch wife" and was indulging in a golf based bromance with Stuart from Marketing.
Emma Morgan (28) said "I do everything for James at work, organise his diary, chat about the apprentice and the x-factor and strictly, I was even the one at the christmas party who made sure he got into a cab, after he puked all over Deidre from Accounts. I feel betrayed that I have now discovered that he has a number of other romances and fauxmances on the go - I just want a clean break, and I will be asking the court for a generous maintenance package - as I have Barry the cactus (which he gave me as a thankyou for the xmas party incident) to take care of."
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