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Watching Family Guy thinking Lois is pretty hot...I know it's not just me...
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Pabst Blue Ribbon
offlineMemberPosted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberNo, it is.
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Pabst Blue Ribbon
offlineMemberI guess this is the risk for observational humour...you risk revealing a bit too much about yourself, and if people don't go with you, you're kind of just out there. On that limb.
Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberWhich limb? The one creaking ominously and perilously boughed?
You just had the misfortune of timing your post for the point in time when I was most in need of distraction from studying.
After spending all day summarising various case reports into 250 words, my brain had reached the stage of borderline hysteria.
Sorry.Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberOk, as a child I had a bit of a thing about Mr Ben.
But I was only 4 or 5.Posted 2 years ago # -
Pabst Blue Ribbon
offlineMemberThis one time I was telling some people about that situation when you're in the shower and you realise you need to go to the toilet, but you don't want to get out of the shower and dry off or get the floor all wet etc etc, so you just think "who's going to know", and just do it in your hand, and try to throw it underarm into the bowl, hoping it'll hold together...they were kind of with me up to a point, then seemed to back off a bit.
That's the danger of going out on a limb with the observational stuff...
Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMember*starts edging away backwards*
Posted 2 years ago # -
IABP
offlineMemberReminds me of the neighbour who told me he sits down to go the loo. I can't think what topic could possibly get us around to that conversation. He asked what do I do. I said I stand because it's the only way I can pee into the sink. I think we both left the conversation feeling comfortable. What was the gain of me knowing how he goes the toilet?
Posted 2 years ago # -
Pabst Blue Ribbon
offlineMemberAhem...I know it was me that openned the toilet door, but this was about crushes on fictional/animated characters...Cheetara?
Posted 2 years ago # -
thisisall1word
offlineMemberMadame Cholet from the Wombles - she cooked, she cleaned, she really cleaned, what's not to love.
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thisisall1word
offlineMemberactually maybe worse I might have had a thing for Dogtanian's girlfriend from the French cartoon - lets be clear, she was a cartoon dog. And French.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Pabst Blue Ribbon
offlineMemberAunt Flo reminds me of Kim Woodburn...and vice versa...
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thisisall1word
offlineMemberI tried to convince the wife that she had a sock fetish so I had an excuse to remain fully socked during rumpy, as god intended. That was only going to work if I developed a fetish for ironing shirts as foreplay. Anyway Lamb Chop? New on me - here she/it is;
Phwoar.
Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberYou don't want to go to any get togethers Al?
But how will I get that crate of Claret to you?Posted 2 years ago #
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