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Titanic passengers describe call to don life jackets a "monstrous imposition".

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Started 2 months ago by Ian Searle
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Ian Searle

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Posted 2 months ago #
SteveB

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Timely. 5 icebergs.

Posted 2 months ago #
Golgo13

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Like it.

If you have time in the edit window...

Posted 2 months ago #
deceangli

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Yes, slight typo on 'life'

Posted 2 months ago #
Gerontius

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Nicely put.....'nobody tells me to get into a lifeboat'

There's nothing more annoying than lying there in the operating theatre - about to receive open heart surgery - only to look up and find yourself surrounded by people wearing masks.
Absolute liberty.

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Filthy Rich

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Yes, get that typo corrected, this is brill! It's pretty much what plenty of arrogant Edwardian idiots did, & all generations have proudly continued since, as we see- loved G's too... a lot of spin-off scope here.

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Ian Searle

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Edit done... Thanks all.

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SteveB

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Agree with Rich - you've hit a gusher there, Gerontius, for ticker/NiB/FP...

Posted 2 months ago #
oshaughnessy

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Superb. Five soggy stars.

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Al OPecia

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Fab. 5*

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beckfordburger

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5*

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camz

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Five given. It's worth ten.

Posted 2 months ago #
Ian Searle

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When I finish work I will try an expand this... I think it has legs... kicking wildly to stay afloat.

Posted 2 months ago #
nickb

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aye aye, captain

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Titus

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The only tragedy is, the life jackets didn't actually help many of the Titanic passengers.

And the difference is, mask are more to protect other people, not you. So not wearing one is more akin to spitting, dropping litter, coughing in someone's face or farting without having the courtesy to put your hand over your arse.

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SteveB

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One should always cover one's posterior with one's hand when one releases a fruitsome and flabby woofwoof.

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Golgo13

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Your hand smells really weird afterwards.

It doesn’t really smell of the fart so much as...

...something else.

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