Fresh fears were raised today over Washington's latest foolhardy decision to adopt a Cuban style healthcare system after needless Government bureaucracy cost the lives of thousands of hard working, honest, American patriots.
It is believed that the recently set up Democrat Death Panel wilfully ignored the advice of deeply concerned American pharmaceutical companies who specifically told them not to end the lives of thousands of real American heroes; ordinary everyday tax payers.
The Death Panel, funded by American tax dollars diverted from a budget set aside to provide our valiant troops with suitable equipment for modern warfare, repeatedly decided to allow these deaths "to save money for the state".
An unconcerned president Obama snidely decided not to recognise the victims of his dangerous, anti-life, Bolshevik inspired welfare state. It was believed that he may have been busy playing basketball or possibly planning some way of placing the means of production in the hands of the criminal classes.
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thisisall1word
offlineMemberPosted 3 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberThat'll be that "satire" that people keep mentioning then?
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thisisall1word
offlineMemberI think it's important to give a voice to the right wing news satire to balance out all the liberal news satire.
& did you know that the F in Fox News stands for Freedom? Oddly the S stands for Seacow. I forget what the others are for...Posted 3 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI think the "o" stands for "our" and the "x" for "xenophobia".
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thisisall1word
offlineMemberFreedom
Our
XenophobiaNewsworthy
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Worthiness
Seacow?
I've forgotten so much since my Media Studies O level...
Posted 3 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMember"How Many Centegenarians Must Die Before Obama Is Stopped?"
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberThank you Mal.
Yes indeed Oxy, the mistake was intentional, although it was more a poke at the American tendency to take a perfectly servicable word, and turn it into a tongue twister.And thanks again Mal, for noticing that it was satire. Now you understand why I don't do it too often.
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virtuallywill
offlineMemberPharmaceuticals
Against
Taking
Real
Intervention
Over
Trashy Brit
SatirePosted 3 years ago #
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