NewsBiscuit : Apple users suffering from genetic disorder, lacking "iGene"

Apple users suffering from genetic disorder, lacking "iGene"

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hero2zero

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A genetics laboratory has succeeded in isolating a genetic deficit, prevalent in fans of Apple products. A spokesperson for the company told us, “Research has proved conclusive, those desiring the complete range of Apple must-haves are all, without exception lacking in iGene, and future genetic cleansing and engineering may help to alleviate the problem.”

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dogwheels

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Would having the iGene not mean that they want the products, rather than the other way around? I like the idea though, Stephen Fry could be patron of the charity that helps these people.

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hero2zero

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Yes, those poor individuals are just plain un-iGenic and to be both pitied and helped

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dogwheels

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Maybe there could be an app to help them function like normal people

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hero2zero

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Perhaps with an iGene Certificate!

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