An unexpected proliferation of stories relating to troubled football star Wayne Rooney have broken out on the spoof news website NewsCake - "All the news that's fit to eat". Webmasters attribute the phenomenon to the virus Roonissimus Vulgaris.
Subscribers have reported that symptoms of the virus include an inability to create stories on any other topic, an irresistible urge to poke hot pokers at the computer screen, and a THAT'S ENOUGH ROONEY - Ed
