It's not the nerds. Fair play to them, they probably suffered in school. So they deserve a bit of license to be hoity toity.
I don't mind the early adopters and the enthusiasts. Someone has to pioneer this stuff.
It's the fucking 'gurus' and 'IT evangelists' I really can't hack.
All the cunts who promise that technology will 'level the playing field' and 'democratise society' get on my wick. IT does exactly the opposite. It polarises society. Maybe, in Labour's defence, this is why the gulf between rich and poor got worse over the last decade. Technology.
This week, I took a patronising lecture about The Twitter Cloud from an arsehole, and I'm really angry with myself that I didn't punch him or disembowel the uppity little shite.
Yes, I should be angry about the public sector cuts, shouldn't I? But who wasted the money in the first place?
I'm going to start a software company, called Tolpuddle Solutions, which will liberate us from a life sentence of staring at a glowing rectangle all day. Well, I would if I could write software.
Who is with me?