Your task is to organise a piss up in a brewery. The Brewery charges £5 a head for an all-you-can-drink tour for 40, and you have a £200 kitty to start you off. So teams, how big a mess can you make of this simple task? The person with the biggest loss by Saturday (you must itemise your expenses) survives the boardroom and can set another challenge if they can be bothered. Negative points for overly made-up women who con gullible, flacid, middle aged men into giving them stuff for free. Bonus points for the most disfunctional and argumentative team.
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The NB Apprentice Game
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Stan Laurel
offlineMemberThis has been done. You weren't at the Chandos were you, Quaz?
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Gerontius
offlineMemberHold on Quaz, take yer coat of a mo'. It's a fair challenge
First, hand out the ‘Drink Responsibly’ leaflets you had printed at a cost of £200.00
Then tip that twat Sugar out of the nearest window for getting on everybody's tits
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Simply hold it in a Heineken brewery. No self respecting ale drinker would stoop so low as to turn up and you are £200.00 in pocket. Take them down the pub and have a good time.Posted 2 years ago #
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