They claim to make sure that couples are so closely matched, that they can fore-go some the customary elements of Foreplay & just get on with it
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"TITS FIRST" rule can be abandoned according to Eharmony website...
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Posted 2 years ago #
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Some of our couples are so closely matched that they quite naturally move immediately to the "seven years of marriage" stage where sexual contact ceases altogether by mutual consent. They also bicker quite naturally and demean each other in public, have secret bank accounts and casual affairs. In fact we had one couple last week skip this stage altogether and go straight to see divorce solicitors. It was so touching.
Posted 2 years ago #
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