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Limerick about Big Oil's marketing methods

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Hunter F. Thompson

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You can tell at a cursory glance
That the Right can't get petrol in France,
But in point of fact
Those points on the map
Are where stuffed ballots gave Speedy this chance.

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Speedy Gonzales is the nation's pet name for the current occupant of the Elysée Palace.

Posted 4 years ago #
Griffin

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I will be visiting France soon. Should I take relief supplies of petrol for the natives?

Posted 4 years ago #
Rowly

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Take care when visiting France
To buy your fuel in advance
but the forecourts in Dover
will be having you over
so put a steel plate in you pants

we can't blame the whole thing on Speedy
he tries to care for the needy
but the fact of the matter
is the fat just get fatter
and its the poor who are made to look greedy

Posted 4 years ago #

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