“You really can’t experience telekinesis and not be moved” Did I write that and if I didn't where did I pinch it from? See link above to original subette.
Back up Your brain but not now!
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Dr. Kaz apears to have cracked the passive earning thing! If you look at the terms at What lies ahead (A Canadian site) it is based in Lancashire. Oddly it is the same post code that the good doctor mentions on her other sites. If you have time to spare you can go on google maps and streetmap and have a look at the international headquarters of remote viewing therapy. Country living Oh, its like picking a scab. I must stop.
Lovely. This from 'What lies ahead':
"We are committed to clarity in pricing which is unambiguous, although this site does not contain pricing information."
Bad enough - but then just to the left, "Calls to our premium rate (09066 611 637) lines are charged at £1.50 per minute at all times (from BT landlines)."
"Our Premium Rate Telephone Services (for entertainment only)" Ahahahahaha!
BJ, stop now, you're not doing yourself any good looking at that website. It'll get addictive, then you'll lose everything - house, family, friends, car, even your sense of humour.
And then you'll be sent to the funny farm (which is a bit like this place, to be honest).
It's just not worth it.
She used to be on twitter it seems, though her page has been taken down. Probably the character limit meant she couldn't get enough commmas in! There she described herself as a "Brain Entrainment Consultant".
Three words, all in English, yet I am still no clearer as to what she actually does.
she seems to have many qualifications. I'm looking for cheap laser eye surgery - do you think she could help?
Absolutely. What's the worst that could happen?
Anyway, if it does, go wrong, I'm sure you, will, be able to, have a good laugh about, it.
we've had 'crazies' on here before but they always end up getting hounded and chased off.
we should encourage them really....some of the best characters on here have been a bit odd.
What fresh hell is this?
I love a repeat of an old favourite. There should be a special 'Bravo' room for classics that never age.
"Loonie Lane" or similar tab perhaps.
It's been, two weeks since, this was, last bumped. I miss, it.
Shall we all 5* it, so it gets to toppity top ten ?.....
Right, you two. As punishment you have to watch this all the way through. I have a theory that the commas are voice-over shorthand for when its read out. You know; putting in the "take a breath" reminder. See it it corrolates.
I must 'fess up. It has 2 "dislikes" - both were me. Who was the "like" though? How many dislikes can we pile up on this? Ahahahahahaha!
I didn't risk the video but did wonder how the commas would translate ...
Isn't she now known as Yusuf Islam ?
(must resist adding another comment...must resist)
Is this thread reserved for the old hands, or can newbies join in too? I've laughed more at the last 4 pages of comments than I have at many of the full subs. When is NB going to introduce the "Poke A Mental With A Stick" award?
You have to watch at least 2 of the videos before you can handle the mental poking stick.
Perks what happened - are you backing up your brain?
Actually, I think this is better than today's front page... :-)
Joking aside, if her videos were brought to the attention of Reddit/4Chan etc, I could see her taking off Rebecca Black style. She really is that awful. As a body of work, her videos may constitute the single worst attempt at humour I've ever come across.
Another poem. I swear I am not making these up. For anybody missing their extraneous comma fix.
This is seriously just about the most incompetent poetry I could ever hope to find.
Dedicated to All Souls!
The term Animism,
Has been used in a number of ways,
Since Edward Taylor in 1871 days,
Who used this as a term,
In order to define,
The essence of religion,
As the belief in spirits,
Be it metaphysical,
Or even imagined entities,
The old animism, is the belief,
Minus any grief,
That personalised supernatural beings,
Not us mortal earthlings,
As souls inhabit objects,
And govern their existence,
In this systems instance,
Where Animism is a term derived
From, Animus or anima,
As per the soul or mind,
The doctrine of spiritual beings,
And modern Neopagans,
Sometimes describe themselves,
Living in our midst,
They respect the diverse community,
Living in perfect unity,
Of living beings,
With whom humans share,
The world or cosmos,
Be it far or close,
Whilst some however, refer,
To the idea,
So we hear,
That mother goddess,
And the Horned God,
Consists of everything,
And we have the nod,
That this is known as Pantheism,
In which God,
Is equated with existence,
This is different from Animism,
This is because it imputes value,
To individual living beings,
And or objects,
Because they might reveal,
A larger reality,
Animists respect beings,
For their own sake,
They have souls,
As in old animism,
As one would partake,
Or because they are persons,
As in new animism,
The term animism is also,
The name of a theory of religion,
Proposed by the anthropologist,
Sir E.B Taylor,
In his book of 1871,
Yeah, you know that’s the very one,
Entitled "Primitive Culture",
That most animistic belief systems,
Hold that the spirit,
Survives physical death,
Whilst in some systems of belief,
The spirit is believed to pass,
To an easier world of abundant game,
Or ever ripe crops,
Whilst in other systems,
The spirit remains on earth,
As a ghost,
Heaven only knows,
Whilst other systems,
Combine these two beliefs,
Holding that the soul,
Must journey into the spirit world,
Without becoming lost,
As that ghost,
With funerals on earth in mourning,
Thought to be necessary,
For successful completion,
Of that soul’s journey,
Such is animism,
Often performed in Shamanism,
And by the Chinese as per automatism,
And party to anthropomorphization,
And even polytheism,
There is much more to be learned,
So consider your own investigation,
And then sit and ponder,
On your own theories,
Of animism and your own-ism!
AND WHY IS THE Y IN "YOUR" CAPITALIZED
approaching infinite nested clauses, Chomsky would love it..
That 'poem' has messed with my mind. I will never trust religion again.
Actually, whilst general codswallop is fresh on the board, I recommend that everyone spends a little reading this and preparing themselves for the rest of the year.
@Kim: Well that is enlightening 'cos when I saw them I just though they looked like 2 big knobs.
@Texty: Re Pome. I did start reading then scrolled down to see how far away the end was. Too far for me I'm afraid.
For anyone who missed it earlier: The "country living" link well above shows you the good doctor's house. Scary that I could do that so easily. What if a loony did it.. oh, hang on...
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