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beau-jolly
offlineMemberPosted 12 months ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberDr. Kaz apears to have cracked the passive earning thing! If you look at the terms at What lies ahead (A Canadian site) it is based in Lancashire. Oddly it is the same post code that the good doctor mentions on her other sites. If you have time to spare you can go on google maps and streetmap and have a look at the international headquarters of remote viewing therapy. Country living Oh, its like picking a scab. I must stop.
Posted 12 months ago # -
Boutros
offlineMemberLovely. This from 'What lies ahead':
"We are committed to clarity in pricing which is unambiguous, although this site does not contain pricing information."
Bad enough - but then just to the left, "Calls to our premium rate (09066 611 637) lines are charged at £1.50 per minute at all times (from BT landlines)."
WTF?
Posted 12 months ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMember"Our Premium Rate Telephone Services (for entertainment only)" Ahahahahaha!
Posted 12 months ago # -
Sinnick
offlineMemberBJ, stop now, you're not doing yourself any good looking at that website. It'll get addictive, then you'll lose everything - house, family, friends, car, even your sense of humour.
And then you'll be sent to the funny farm (which is a bit like this place, to be honest).
It's just not worth it.
Posted 12 months ago # -
seymour totti
offlineMemberShe used to be on twitter it seems, though her page has been taken down. Probably the character limit meant she couldn't get enough commmas in! There she described herself as a "Brain Entrainment Consultant".
Three words, all in English, yet I am still no clearer as to what she actually does.
Posted 12 months ago # -
waylandsmithy
offlineMemberAbsolutely. What's the worst that could happen?
Anyway, if it does, go wrong, I'm sure you, will, be able to, have a good laugh about, it.
Posted 12 months ago # -
charlies_hat
offlineMemberShall we all 5* it, so it gets to toppity top ten ?.....
Posted 11 months ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberRight, you two. As punishment you have to watch this all the way through. I have a theory that the commas are voice-over shorthand for when its read out. You know; putting in the "take a breath" reminder. See it it corrolates.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to-DZd01R2QI must 'fess up. It has 2 "dislikes" - both were me. Who was the "like" though? How many dislikes can we pile up on this? Ahahahahahaha!
Posted 11 months ago # -
medici2471
offlineMemberIsn't she now known as Yusuf Islam ?
Posted 11 months ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberYou have to watch at least 2 of the videos before you can handle the mental poking stick.
Posted 9 months ago # -
Textbook
offlineMemberJoking aside, if her videos were brought to the attention of Reddit/4Chan etc, I could see her taking off Rebecca Black style. She really is that awful. As a body of work, her videos may constitute the single worst attempt at humour I've ever come across.
Posted 9 months ago # -
Textbook
offlineMemberAnother poem. I swear I am not making these up. For anybody missing their extraneous comma fix.
This is seriously just about the most incompetent poetry I could ever hope to find.
(source: http://www.all-things-zany.com/seriousandsatircialbook.html)
Animism
Dedicated to All Souls!
In religion,
The term Animism,
Has been used in a number of ways,
Since Edward Taylor in 1871 days,
Who used this as a term,
In order to define,
The essence of religion,
As the belief in spirits,
Be it metaphysical,
Even non-empirical,
Or even imagined entities,
The old animism, is the belief,
Minus any grief,
That personalised supernatural beings,
Not us mortal earthlings,
As souls inhabit objects,
And govern their existence,
In this systems instance,
Where Animism is a term derived
From, Animus or anima,
As per the soul or mind,
The doctrine of spiritual beings,
Including humans,
And modern Neopagans,
Especially Eco-Pagans,
Sometimes describe themselves,
As animists,
Living in our midst,
They respect the diverse community,
Living in perfect unity,
Of living beings,
With whom humans share,
The world or cosmos,
Be it far or close,
Whilst some however, refer,
To the idea,
So we hear,
That mother goddess,
And the Horned God,
Consists of everything,
That exists,
And we have the nod,
That this is known as Pantheism,
In which God,
Is equated with existence,
This is different from Animism,
This is because it imputes value,
To individual living beings,
And or objects,
Because they might reveal,
A larger reality,
Or divinity,
Behind everything,
Animists respect beings,
For their own sake,
Whether because,
They have souls,
As in old animism,
As one would partake,
Or because they are persons,
As in new animism,
For certain,
The term animism is also,
The name of a theory of religion,
Proposed by the anthropologist,
Sir E.B Taylor,
In his book of 1871,
Yeah, you know that’s the very one,
Entitled "Primitive Culture",
Consider however,
That most animistic belief systems,
Hold that the spirit,
Survives physical death,
Whilst in some systems of belief,
The spirit is believed to pass,
To an easier world of abundant game,
Or ever ripe crops,
Whilst in other systems,
The spirit remains on earth,
As a ghost,
Often malignant,
Heaven only knows,
Whilst other systems,
Combine these two beliefs,
Holding that the soul,
Must journey into the spirit world,
Without becoming lost,
Or wandering,
As that ghost,
With funerals on earth in mourning,
Thought to be necessary,
For successful completion,
Of that soul’s journey,
Such is animism,
Often performed in Shamanism,
And by the Chinese as per automatism,
And party to anthropomorphization,
And even polytheism,
There is much more to be learned,
About animism,
So consider your own investigation,
And then sit and ponder,
On your own theories,
Of animism and your own-ism!Posted 9 months ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMember@Kim: Well that is enlightening 'cos when I saw them I just though they looked like 2 big knobs.
@Texty: Re Pome. I did start reading then scrolled down to see how far away the end was. Too far for me I'm afraid.For anyone who missed it earlier: The "country living" link well above shows you the good doctor's house. Scary that I could do that so easily. What if a loony did it.. oh, hang on...
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