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The All New Jeni B

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Sorry.

Oops...

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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Thank you very much for the link. I read the rampant drivel with glee, but when I got to this section .... just too wonderful for words

I feel an urgency as we are approaching 2012 and the importance to clear out our blockages (pain, diseases) so we have peace more fully anchored in our bodies, so we can more effectively project it out word. I work a little out of the box using Meditation, Angels, Intuition, EFT and Intention to give this added power.

'a little out of the box'. Brilliant.

Posted 1 year ago #
be reasonable

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Ah, back to prodding a mental with a stick. How wonderful.

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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Merely applauding the power of the understatement.

One man's 'little out of the box' is another man's 'furniture licking crazy'

Posted 1 year ago #
be reasonable

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"One man's 'little out of the box' is another man's 'furniture licking crazy'" all too true; I suspect this lady is very much at the furniture licking end of the spectrum.

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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To be fair to her, she has helped me clear out my blockages.

Posted 1 year ago #
beau-jolly

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With deepest apologies for the bump but:
"..out word" Deliberate play on words or evidence of illiteracy?
"Work" is also a strange choice of word. Is this like doing a "workshop" which does not involve dirty overalls and oil? "I work... using angels..." WTF?
I tried working using fairies once but kept accidentally squashing them.

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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>With deepest apologies for the bump but

Apology accepted. Just don't do it again

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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'I work...using Angels'

she should give lectures on sub-contracting. That's brilliant, but I do think my builder has got there first.

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waylandsmithy

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Shouldn't that be 'angles' for a builder?

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Apparently she does offer furniture licking instruction so you can get in touch with your inner cat.

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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'Cushion-licking crazy' has a certain ring to it...

Posted 1 year ago #
greg various

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I had the misfortune of searching her name on Youtube this morning and watched 15 seconds of her performance. I bet no one can watch for longer.
This accusation of teasing a mental with sticks is a load of bollocks. This is a woman who is jumping up and down screaming look at me I'm fantastically well qualified and very funny. I think this entitles anyone to shout back saying 'sit down and shut up, you're just a nutter dear.'

Posted 1 year ago #
Screenie

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If nothing else she should be punished for hoarding all the commas. I wasn't part of this site when this post was written but I distinctly remember not being able to find a single comma for a couple of days after this sub landed. Now it all makes sense.

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beau-jolly

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Bumped by the original! There's a certain irony here. I thnk I'll award the original 6 stars. I'm sure that is possible if I concentrate hard enough.
And I am not going near U-Tube. Is her hair made of snakes? Perhaps I could watch through a mirror

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Screenie

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I just took on Greg Various's Youtube challenge, it was an experience akin to staring at the sun. Whilst using binoculars. From 20 feet away.

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Yes, she certainly has her share of knockers.

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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Sorry for starting this all again :)

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Greg Various, point taken. I prefer teasing bears in pits, though.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Anyone a fan of 'God Speed You! Black Emporer'? Her poems remind me of a track on Slow Riot for New Zero Kanada.

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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More like a pale imitation of Baldrick on one of his off-days.

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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Phew. it's finally fallen onto page 2

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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I... must.... resist....

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Too soon.

Posted 1 year ago #
JohnA

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I'm sure it was hilarious to the voices in her head. Now can we move on?

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Wellllll - we could suggest that the Advertising Standards Agency investigate her claims to have a PhD, cos, guess what, she got it from exactly the same place as "Dr" Gillian McKeith "PhD". I think I'll give it a go.

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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Oh goody! Hang on, I'll get my stick...

Posted 1 year ago #
ronseal

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I quite liked PluckyMunkey

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Me too.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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I've just done some research, and now realise this is really funny.

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