For years NHS care has been driven by the need to meet an array of targets.
There could be new hope, and perhaps an opportunity for some of the more neglected conditions in healthcare.
Health secretary Andrew Lansley has acknowledged that national targets ignored some conditions and as the Government has decided to continue Homeopathy treatments on the NHS, he has suggested a solution that could see patients recieving treatment within five minutes of entering A&E.
"With no active ingredient, Nurses can be trained to apply Homeopathic remedies to patients as soon as possible for any and all conditions." Andrew Lansley stated, "This will allow us to meet even the most unrealistic government target by applying the most unrealistic treatments"