A spokesparticle for "Protons, Electrons, Neutrons United Society" " PENUS", said today
that his members were Fed up with having to bang their heads together at increasingly higher energies and speeds just to try to prove a casual remark made by Peter Higgs 30 years ago.
He explained that everybody should accept what every chiorboy already knows, that the origin of Mass was the Catholic Church.
He did admit though that his members were split. The Electrons were very negative,
the Neutrons were... well, Neutral
whilst the protons were trying to remain positive, some of them had decayed into Neutrons and the more radical neutrino's who didn't wish to interact with anybody.
....more data later.....
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Rowly
offlineMemberPosted 2 years ago # -
Rowly
offlineMember[not that I'm pedantic, but neutrons decay into protons rather than v.v]
quite right, damn unions & their rules. it should be that anyone can decay into what they want to be. like Bob Geldorf.
with the ups & downs of the Quark subcommittee, no wonder they go round in threesPosted 2 years ago #
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