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Started 2 years ago by Zadok the second
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Zadok the second

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It's not just that we're getting less from our government, our taxes are going up as well

Posted 2 years ago #
wallster

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Now, now Z, we'll be getting more unemployment. The last lot were crap at that.

And, as the retirement age is on the rise, we get more years to work and stuff tenners under the mattress too.

See what a kind, giving government they are?

Posted 2 years ago #
Stan Laurel

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Giving you a hard time.

Posted 2 years ago #
ianslat

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At least aid to China and Russia is being stopped. Anyone know why we were giving aid to two of the world's biggest superpowers? Do we give aid to the US as well?

Posted 2 years ago #
IABP

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The 80s are coming back into fashion

Wake up and smell the burning barricades

Posted 2 years ago #
sauce

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Can't afford the petrol for molatov cocktails these days. Unless you sab an SUV.

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Zadok the second

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The 80s are coming back into fashion

You're not kidding - there's a big royal wedding coming apparantly...

Posted 2 years ago #
Hunter F. Thompson

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You don't need molotov cocktails to scare the gummint: the banks have done that for you. Executions have already begun in Minnesota. No stopping that once it starts.

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Zadok the second

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.. and I am pleased to announce, Mr Speaker, an immediate increase in sleaze levels, with both Conservative and Liberal Democrat members of this house committing themselves to at least one sexual shenanigan or financial scandal between now and April 2015...

Posted 2 years ago #
Quaz

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The 80's are comming back? Great stuff, shame I chucked out my old Goth winklepicker boots and Robert Smith style shirts. If we get Acid house and raves back again though can I get out of it with a note from my mum? I went to an Orbital gig in Brixton a couple of years back with a mate and we were both complaining that out knees hurt by 1am. We had to retire hurt to drink Ovaltine.

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