On what is a rather an inauspicious date in history I saw this online which seems about right.
Could be many more.
"That iceberg thinks I'm a great guy. Ask him. He wouldn't sink us. He's a real fantastic friend of mine. The best. FACT'
'We're gonna build a great and very beautiful wall round the ship to keep icebergs from hitting us."
'Icebergs are sad natural phenomenons. Very sad. As a matter of fact they're the saddest. TRUE!'
'We're gonna do an amazing deal with the icebergs. You know it, folks. Yes we are.'
Trump: 'What are we gonna do?' Crowd: 'Drain the sea! Drain the sea!'
'Crooked icebergs are gonna go down.'
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