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   Chipchase
   

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   On what is a rather an inauspicious date in history I saw this online which seems about right.

   Could be many more.

   "That iceberg thinks I'm a great guy. Ask him. He wouldn't sink us. He's a real fantastic friend of mine. The best. FACT'

   'We're gonna build a great and very beautiful wall round the ship to keep icebergs from hitting us."

   'Icebergs are sad natural phenomenons. Very sad. As a matter of fact they're the saddest. TRUE!'

   'We're gonna do an amazing deal with the icebergs. You know it, folks. Yes we are.'

   Trump: 'What are we gonna do?' Crowd: 'Drain the sea! Drain the sea!'

   'Crooked icebergs are gonna go down.'

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   Posted 9 months ago #

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   Myke
   

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   'The thing about icebergs is that they're sneaky! And they're invisible'

   'We have millions of lifeboats; more than anywhere else in the world'

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   oshaughnessy
   

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   'We melted the iceberg with anti-malarial drugs even though I never understood wind.'

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   Myke
   

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   Might as well just paste in something he said at his last meltdown briefing:

   "You're going to see. I don't want to tell you now, but right now, we have a very strong indication that we know pretty much, we have some good ideas."

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   AdrianJ
   

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   FAKE CREWS!

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   Gerontius
   

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   Did you know that bits of ice that fall off icebergs are called 'growlers'

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   Titus
   

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   FAKE CREWS!

   Like it!
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   Trump wold have built a wall round the Titanic to keep any icebergs out of that part of the ocean. Simples.

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   Sinnick
   

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   I wonder if someone at The Independent follows NB:

   https://www.independent.co.uk/news/the-independent-daily-cartoon-a8575981.html

   Posted 9 months ago #

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   AdrianJ
   

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   Did you know that bits of ice that fall off icebergs are called 'growlers'

   I did not know that, but could be just the ammunition I need to fight the restraining order.
   "No Your Honour, I said, 'show us your TIPS and growlers'. As pertaining to icebergs, of course."

   Posted 9 months ago #

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    Walter Eagle
    

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    And did you know that Boeing make them ?
    Is that why they're called hairyplanes?

    Picture of Growler

    Posted 9 months ago #

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    Sinnick
    

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    Well, nice Growler !

    Posted 9 months ago #

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    Chipchase
    

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    In parts of Ireland a growler can also mean a female woman who is not blessed with the traditional classic good looks of someone like... let's say... Scarlet Johansson.

    Posted 9 months ago #

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    Oxbridge
    

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    In parts of this country, I think it refers to a certain part of the female body...

    Posted 9 months ago #

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    fletcher
    

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    That graphic is classic Chip, should be an FP, fact!

    Growler, yes the Irish vernacular must be close to the Glaswegian.

    Posted 9 months ago #

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    Sinnick
    

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    Yes, Oxy, I know

    Posted 9 months ago #

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    Chipchase
    

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    Me too to be honest - it's a versatile word and no mistake.

    Posted 9 months ago #

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