Colonel Bustwell Bravo-Bravia, a 47 year old Canadian Air Force pilot, and 23 years military veteran, who was responsible for flying Royals and Prime Ministers, has been shockingly found, to have been leading, a somewhat double life, in the form of two breast cups, and a pair of thongs.....
He has been K-nicked!
Colonel Bravo-Bravia, was not content to start with nicking ladies underwear, and then storing it to wear himself, in some carefully catalogued chests of drawers, at his home, he went on to murder two women and assault two others.
Fetish for ladies bra's and knickers, Captain Bravo-Bravia, photographed himself, behaving, in an indecent manner, in the stolen ladies underwear, which he went to the trouble of breaking into his victims houses, to steal.
His fetish tendency, became so out of control, that he asphyxiated two women, in their own homes, with their padded bra's wrapped in plastic Bravissimo bags, whilst in their home , to steal their underwear.
The two women were Jessica Gel-boobs and Corporal Marie Melons, a rather well endowed and busty female.
Both women, were residents of Ottoman, in Canada, and living a short distance, from Colonel Bravo-Bravia.
The two women he attacked, were Patricia Panties and Teresa Tango, both residents of Tweed-Skirt, in One-bra-vio, who were shocked to return home from shopping trips, to find Colonel Bravo-Bravia, strutting around in their bedroom, wearing their underwear.
Both women tried to raise the alarm, but he attempted to strangle them, with G strings and plaited knicker elastic, which he carried in his Fagan adapted uniform, just in case he was ever caught.
Fortunately both women were saved, when the courier firm UPS, arrived to deliver Bravissimo underwear, which they had ordered online. On each occasion, Colonel Bravo-Bravia managed to escape through a rear window.
Lieutenant General Angus Watts-a-Tit, who once promoted Bravo-Bravia, told the press, that he considered him to be: quote:
"As twisted as the knicker elastic that he was clearly so fetish for, there was no two boobs about it".
Police seized 3,000 drawers full, of stolen sets of knickers and matching bra's, ranging from Tango to G-String, skimpy to bloomers, but in the main, teenage and younger women's, sets.
Colonel Bravo-Bravia, appeared before Judge Nickerless Knockers-Cupless, who told Colonel Bravo-Bravia, that he considered him to be an exceedingly depraved individual, who took a sickening advantage, of vulnerable women and their underwear, not to mention bringing great shame and disgrace, to the Canadian Air Force, and that a custodial sentence, was inevitably, in order.
Colonel Bravo-Bravia, pleaded with Judge Knockers-Cupless, to be lenient as he was unable to control his fetish needs, and he really didn't mean to harm anyone, he was just desperate to be a female, and to wear feminine underwear, and it wasn't his fault, he was partial to the colour pink, which drove him wild.
Detective Inspector Y Fronts, told the court, that the vast majority of underwear he stole, from his victims, was pink, and that most of the photographs that he had taken of himself, were of him wearing pink, ladies underwear sets.
Judge Knockers-Cupless, was having none of his depraved appeal, and sentenced him to life imprisonment, in an all male prison, where he was ordered to be detained, in a cast iron chastity belt, on the Twincup landing, of the state penitentiary.
Judge Knockers-Cupless, also ordered that Colonel Bravo-Bravia, is to have his home seized from him, and sold, to pay for replacement sets of ladies underwear, for his bra-less and knickerless victims, and additionally his Air Force pension, and due pay, should be seized, to pay $3,000 in court costs, and compensation to the families of the murdered women, as well as the two women, that he had assaulted.
Colonel Bravo-Bravia, was lead out of the court, in pink and black fluffy cuffs, and matching leg shackles, he was heckled at and boo'd by his braless and knickerless victims, who pelted him with rotten melons, as he left the court, bound for the state penitentiary.
Media restrictions were lifted but not ladies underwear.
More news later, watch this space plus my bra and nicks.