Cyber danger reaches red alert as Bin Laden seen in Kabul branch of PC world.
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Thankfully, he only bought laptops with windows Vista pre-installed, so they'll crash within ten minutes of getting back to his cave. Then he'll try to declare Jihad against PC world, Currys and Dixons, only to find that there are millions of Brits who hate them more than he does.
Between the costs of the 5 year warranty and ringing the premium rate helpline the financing of international terrorism will soon be a thing of the past.
The frustations of dealing with the helpline staff alone will bring them to their knees.
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