The UK economy is in such a bad way that the population will have to eat toast and cereal until the weekend and won't be able to go clubbing on Friday or Saturday.New figures suggest the the amount of loose change in the national biscuit tin is a lot less than had been forecast. The Prime Minister has hinted that Britain has some birthday money from Auntie Joan arriving soon, but is concerned that there will be overwhelming pressure for him to spend it on a crate of Stella and a kebab. He's also ruled out asking for more money from mum and dad and his preferred tactic is to lie in bed all day and hope that he doesn't get scurvy.
Cash Crisis; Britain only has 80p to last until the weekend
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They could go onto getcashinanhour.com for a short term loan to get them through the weekend.
Damn. Ive got some receipts in my wallet too...
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