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Started 2 years ago by ianslat
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ianslat

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German trains

Can anyone come up with a one liner about this without mentioning Hitler, Nazis or beach towels?

Posted 2 years ago #
riesler

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"Take me with you".

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arrghgarry

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German trains muslim to be just as unlikeable

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IABP

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Hitler, Wearing Only A Beach Towel, Tells Nazis To Use New Trains

It wasn't easy but I think I managed it.

Posted 2 years ago #
Sinnick

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@IABP. You did mention it once, but I think you got away with it.

@riesler. Is that "The Forger" doing the crossword ?
"Allied froth upsets leader (5,6)"

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riesler

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it's the thought of Germans and tunnels I guess.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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What clever lampshades in the dining car!

Posted 2 years ago #
Quaz

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"So your trains run on time do they? Not on this side of the channel they won't" laughs Rail Union leader Bob Crow

Posted 2 years ago #
ronseal

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You forgot to mention punctuality. That's very German.

Posted 2 years ago #
Gerontius

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German rail firm competes for Polish routes

Services to run from Berlin to Warsaw (one way)

Is this the sort of thing you were thinking of?

Posted 2 years ago #
ianslat

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No mentions of hairy women or sausages?

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ianslat

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And the winner is...

... Germany, on penalties.

Posted 2 years ago #
riesler

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or hairy sausages

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Sinnick

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Steering back to the original topic (not like me) ...

No doubt they'll expect other trains to get out of the way

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SpoofProof

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takes a sinnick to be one, are you intellectually a miss you write such nonsense

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arrghgarry

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German trains sausage dog on the links

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