Bastard computer. I am currently working on a new script, which has a storyline about Thai brides. A stranger to this curious arrangement, I started doing some research on how this throughly suspect business works. I hit on what appears to be a foremost purveyor of Thai spouses and in the middle of the very quiet cafe in which I am sat, my computer just boomed out "WELCOME TO THAI PROFESSION INTRODUCTIONS - THE WEB'S FOREMOST EXPERT ON THAI BRIDES! TO MEET THE THAI BRIDE OF YOUR DREAMS BLAH BLAH BLAH...'
Frantic stabbing at keys produced nothing more than elevating the volume. I rarely embarrass, but I now look like a desperate predatory lesbian sex trafficker. Or even more like one than usual. Thank God we're moving soon.