Sarah Scrounger-Fergusson, the former wife of Prince Andrew, who recently went bankrupt, was out on the scrounge tonight.
She gate crashed an exclusive party, at London's fashionable, Cipriani's Canteen, in the city of London, UK, where footballer Jamie Bed-Nicker, and his wife, were amongst the guests, of the bash, organized by jewellery company,'de Gringo's'.
Other guests at the bash, were Swedish model Victoria Silverside, and socialite Tamara Beak-wit, who came accompanied by her husband Giorgio Bolony, who supplied the Pepperami sausage, for all female guests.
In full view of the 3,000 exclusive guests, Sarah Scrounger-Fergusson, blatantly proceeded to stuff her Fagan-style coat and large handbag, with all manner of:
Sausages on sticks,
Canapes .... which are mini sun awnings,
and Suet Puddings
The bouncer, Mr Butch Bruiser, dragged Sarah Scrounger-Fergusson, away from the food table, and into the foyer of the venue, where he forced her to empty her pockets and handbag, in front of horrified guests.
Sarah Scrounger-Fergusson, had attempted to pilfer half of the food laid on at the bash, her Fagan coat and handbag, once emptied, was confiscated, and she was detained at the venue, until the police were called.
At one point however, she almost gave Butch Bruiser the slip, claiming that she was desperate to use the ladies room, and once inside, she attempted to climb out of a window, and escape arrest, but she was caught with her pants down, so-to-speak, by Victoria Silverside, who fortunately went into the ladies room, a short time after her.
Sarah Scrounger-Fergusson, was dragged out of the ladies room, by a female police officer WPC Spenda Penny, who by this time, had arrived with a male colleague, Constable Clarence Con-Victor.
After being arrested, along with her Fagan coat, and large handbag, Sarah Scrounger-Fergusson was taken away in handcuffs, in a police riot van, amidst the jeering from the party guests, who shouted comments, like:
"Stop Sarah Scrounger, Stop Sarah Scrounger"
"Royal Robber, Royal Robber".
Later in Soho Crown Court, in a special late night hearing, arranged on account of Sarah Scrounger Fergusson, being a former Royal, Sarah Scrounger-Fergusson appeared before Judge Ebenezer Scrooge, who told her that he found her behaviour deplorable, given her former Royal standing, and irrespective of her financial position.
He demanded to know how she had the audacity, to think she might get away with such petty pilfering, in a such a posh public place.
Sarah Scrounger-Fergusson, told Judge Ebenezer Scrooge, that she had run out of Weight Watchers meals, and was hungry, and since the Royal family are now poor, she was only trying to steal some food for them all, and in any event, had considered that it was free, to Royals.
Judge Ebenezer Scrooge, was outraged, at her feeble excuse, and sentenced her to 3 years, in Holloway Prison's Bummer Wing, which houses all manner of pilfering vagrants and vagabonds, not to mention audacious scroungers.
Sarah Scrounger-Fergusson, has had her job seekers allowance, stopped, in order to pay £1,000 in court costs, and a £15 victim's surcharge to de Gringo's the Jewellers, plus a further £30,000, for the loss of party food, ruined from being stuffed into Sarah Scrounger-Fergusson's, Fagan coat and plastic, Hong Kong made, handbag.
Sarah Scrounger-Fergusson, will share a cell with a fellow, petty thief, by the name of Paula Pick-Pocket, who was jailed for the petty pilfering of 30 ladies purses, from women using the public toilets, in Pimplico, London, in May this year, she was also arrested by WPC Spenda Penny.
Sarah Scrounger-Fergusson, will be fed on gruel and water, whilst in prison, to teach her that she must curb her appetite, for petty pilfering, and scrounging free meals, at parties, which she sees fit, to gate crash.
More news later, watch this space, minus Scroungers.