Memorial expected to get Royal approval
With the Government seeking ideas and designs for a lasting memorial to the late Queen Elizabeth 11, one application seems to have caused...
Mr. Starmer, Enoch Powell rang & wants his speech back
Echoing the Rivers of Blood hate speech, he saluted to his Starmtroopers. He promised that by deporting legal migrants, he would go full...
Captain Pugwash removed from duties for investigation
The Commander of The Black Pig has been removed from his duties while under investigation over allegations of misconduct, the Master...
Daytime TV's links to terrorism exposed
More links between gentle daytime TV and extremist terrorist organisations are coming to light. This follows a Bargain Hunt art expert...
Reform leaders to appear separately on BBC 'for security reasons'
Just as members of the Royal Family never take the same plane, Reform’s leaders Nigel Farage and Richard Tice have been advised to appear...
New American Pope to impose tariffs on other religions
In his first act as Pope, the American Robert Francis Prevost has declared that he will impose tariffs on other religions competing with...
'When you call me, you can call me Al, call me Al-catraz'
The island prison of Alcatraz is the natural home for American crime syndicate leaders who are widely presumed to have syphilis, so...
Forget smoke... as new Pope will be announced to the sound of Deep Purple Classic
In a move that’s being seen as very much a break with tradition, the election of the new Pope will not be heralded with white smoke....
CIA hunts for saboteurs who greased aircraft carrier decks
The CIA believes that two expensive US warplanes that fell off a US aircraft carrier may have been targeted by saboteurs. A US military...
Donald Trump’s image library hacked
Hackers have released new AI generated images of Donald Trump. The US President has already posted an AI generated image of himself...
