Amidst the mid-term elections, in the US, President O'Barmy , has received what is fondly known as the "Colorado Kiss".
In this instance, the Colorado kiss, takes the form of painted billboards, erected across the state, depicting him as a racist homophobic suicide bomber and Mexican bandit, with homosexual tendencies.
Honoured by the lavish attention, from Colorado, President O'Barmy, has ordered that Paul Snooper, who painted the said billboards, should be visited by the men in black, in recognition for his services to the state.
Paul Snooper is expected to disappear into thin air, in the near future.
Meanwhile Satanic Witch, and opposition candidate, Christine O'Donald-Duck, has continued her offensive against Chris Coons-Black, accusing him of being a Marxist, complete with bow and arrow, and his eye on the bulls eye target, this being, her infamous Tea party.
Christine O'Donald-Duck, has been performing all manner of Satanic rituals, in collusion with Cherie Blair-Witch, in a bid to topple the opposition, from being in the running for power.
Chris Coons-Black, has hit back at Christine O'Donald-Duck, by accusing her of being an extremist, who is more interested in clever sound bites from McDonald's Restaurants, and also KFC, than in offering solutions to America's, problem eaters and the obese generally.
Despite a recent TV advertising campaign, to try and assure the US electorate, that she is not really a Satanic Witch.
Christine O'Donald-Duck, is still facing widespread belief, that she really is a witch.
What doesn't help Christine O'Donald-Duck, is that she travels extensively by broomstick, even on inter-state journeys, in any event, it is hard to conceal even a fold up Numbum 2000, in your handbag.
Christine O'Donald-Duck, has nevertheless, stunned the state of Tupperware, by beating someone called Mike, at building a Castle single handed, speculation is growing that Christine O'Donald-Duck, conjured her castle up with magic, unlike Mike who built his with his bare hands.
President O'Barmy, wanting to get some inside information, on Christine O'Donald-Duck, has invited her to the White House for talks, but insisted that she must use stronger denture adhesive, on her false teeth, as last time they fell out, onto one of his Chinese Cups and chipped it, spoiling the set.
President O'Barmy, has also insisted that Christine O'Donald-Duck, does not blacken the white house door ,with fumes off her broomstick, as she did before, and has ordered, that she leaves her broomstick, by the gate like all other political, and visiting witches.
Christine O'Donald-Duck, has vowed that if she gets elected, the white house will be painted black, including the door, and cannot understand why President O'Barmy, hasn't had this done already, as she feels that it might better suit the image, depicted of him, by Paul Snooper.
Sarah Pailin-to-insignificance, has said very little, in recent debates, as she is still trying to break in, a new pair of dentures, gifted to her by her style icon and heroine figure, Margaret Thatcher.
Sarah Pailin-to-insignificance, has even had her home renovated, with a new thatched roof, to match the one on Margaret Thatcher's home, in the UK.
Nothing like a little obsession, to further fuel the political fires, under the respective cauldron's, after all it is almost Halloween.
Chris Coon-Black, is thought to be peeved, as he never got an invite, to the White House, and he has accused Christine O'Donald-Duck, of having done black magic, on President O'Barmy, to get him to invite her in the first place, which he feels puts him at a serious disadvantage, against Christine O'Donald-Duck.
Chris Coons-Black, tried to challenge Christine O'Donald-Duck, into disclosing on live US TV, what her feelings were on evolution, but not wanting to ruin her chances of a successful meeting at the White House, Christine O'Donald Duck, refused to admit on live TV, in the US, that she thought that President O'Barmy, and Chris Coons-Black, were direct descendents of Apes or Gorilla's.
So it's a question, of ascertaining who is telling fibs, and who isn't, hard to say given the magnitude of the serious issues raised, such as evolution and witchcraft, racial prejudice, Marxism and suicide bombing, to name but few.
In essence, it's a choice between broomstick power, exploitation of slave labour, or voting back in, someone who is a secret suicide bomber, and Mexican bandit, who lifts shirts, and doesn't like others who do the same.
Which will you choose, it's all or nothing?
You are advised to take your time in choosing, after all its Hobson's choice really, and you are just along for the ride like the rest of us!
Or to coin a typical US phrase, "If you wanna make God Laugh tell him your plans, he's the one with the plans, you're just along for the ride like the rest of us".
More news later, watch this space, minus Marxists on broomsticks on a kamikaze missions designed to doom.
This news story is dedicated to my dear friend JoAn Greinert a spiritual artist from Nevada USA whose catchphrase is "If you wanna make God Laugh tell him your plans, he's the one with the plans, you're just along for the ride like the rest of us"