since the emergence of the last known miner,A continuous stream of shifty looking men have continued to emerge from the shaft and scuttle off to try to blend in with the crowd.
Curiously, the crowd are still there cheering them out, presumably oblivious to the fact that several hundred have now emerged. Behind the scenes a drilling technician admitted they might have a problem. they had not made any provision for a blow out preventer and the shaft could continue to leak miners until it could be capped. he added that, if miners continued to come out at the present rate, it could cause a demographic disaster in the area, rather than a "miner spill".
another source suggested that the excess of emerging miners was due to Bolivian immigrant smuggling gangs having drilled their own hole into the mine cavity, from the other side of the mountain
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Joy turns to dismay as more Miners continue to emerge from shaft
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offlineMemberPosted 2 years ago # -
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offlineMemberI was hoping that no one had done it before, so easy to get caught out.
I usually look at the current & previous pages to make sure the theme hasnt been covered.
On this occasion, to save time, I googled "Miner spill"...
all i got was "did you mean Minor spill", so i typed in "no I effing didn't"
I got about 3 billion results, amongst the top were Bill Clinton, Wayne rooney ....Posted 2 years ago #
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