News has just reached us from the Jan Hose mine that the sound and vibrations of celebrations from the surface, and celebrations from the miners themselves have caused a second underground cave in, leaving the remaining miners trapped.
"We were all so happy that they were going to be free at last," said one reporter on the scene, "and everyone was laughing and just generally having a great time, when we heard a rumble underground and then a huge crash. Turns out it was US who caused the cave in this time. I tell you, it's like an Ealing Comedy sometimes, isn't it?"
Experts are currently expressing fears that a third, more violent cave in could be caused by the exasperated shouts of "Oh Bollocks, not again" coming from the miners.