Betrayed WAGs Coleen Rooney and Abbey Clancey have expressed their dismay that a relationship with an ugly footballer has not guaranteed fidelity.
'I know Wayne had that dabble with the granny,' Says Coleen 'but that was only 'cause I wouldn't put out unless he put a bag over his head'
Both have told celebrity magazines that they thought their other halves believed they were 'batting well above their average' so wouldn't look elsewhere and wannabe WAGs would go after better looking players.
'I honestly thought I was onto a winner' shrugged Coleen.
Clancey has stated that she takes comfort in the fact Peter Crouch had to pay for it. 'At least they weren't interested in taking my WAG status from me. Let's face it, she earned her money. It takes me a lot of energy to motivate myself to even look at Peter, and since I've become pregnant his face sets of my morning sickness.'